Once upon there was a stag called Elvis. There was something not right about him. He liked to eat flesh! One day a hunter walked by and Elvis sneezed and blew a tree over and the tree killed the hunter. He nibbled on his fingers and he said "It Tastes Like Chicken" as a chicken walked by...... The arms are the best, they taste like chicken wings, so Elvis lifted the hunter up with his antlers all the way to his house and his antler snapped... hahahahahahaha! He's Elliott the deer with one antler!
Elvis had a fun life until he wiped out the human race and had no flesh to eat and then he died.
